What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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